I operate several vintage and industrial sewing machines from a secure bunker on the outskirts of a nondescript town in Eastern NC, strategically located near the I-95 corridor.
I plot for the downfall of the consumer economy, where my chosen band of elite Thread Warriors will stand up and remake the world, with me as their glorious leader. I will rule with a gentle, yet firm hand, where [attractive] women will finally be freed from the enslavement of mandatory clothing.
The doctors say I should really take my meds, but I know they are just jealous because the voices don’t talk to them.
I advise all my
sycophants followers to read the book “Your Money or Your Life: Transforming Your Relationship with Money” by Vicki Robin, which will be the best $4.00 (if purchased used) they will ever spend. From the book:
Think about it. How many people have you seen who are more alive at the end of the work day than they were at the beginning? Do we come home from our ‘making a living’ activity with more life? Do we bound through the door, refreshed and energized, ready for a great evening with the family? Where’s all the life we supposedly made at work? For many of us, isn’t the truth of it closer to ‘making a dying’? Aren’t we killing ourselves – our health, our relationships, our sense of joy and wonder – for our jobs? We are sacrificing our lives for money – but it’s happening so slowly that we barely notice….After all, if we didn’t work, what would we do with our time?
Happiness can be found in meeting your needs, but you will never be happy mindlessly chasing your wants. Trading your valuable time alive, to earn wages to buy more “stuff”, that you’re too tired (or pissed-off) to enjoy, is stupid. (This is the core essence of “voluntary simplicity“.)
[Visit the two income trap infographic before your family pays the price.]
I believe that if just 10% of America watched these videos, and understood the concepts within, there would be politicians (and bankers) hanged from every lamppost:
Invest an hour and a half watching , and I will GUARANTEE (Double your money back!) you never look at things the same way again.
Thank you for your rapt attention. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled daydream, already in progress…
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